cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
I am pretty busy these days with college, i could only watch the finals, but it was such an amazing match
"[Mark Schwarzer], who turns 42 later this year, has said he’s been growing a beard during his holidays because his teammates have been telling him to finally act his age."
This looked like somebody just photoshopped a bunch of different reaction images.
de Bruyne plays better than Hazard
I still can’t figure out why we sold Kevin. Chelsea needs HIM, not Diego Costa
I love Tumblr and all but damn some people on here are annoying as FUCK.
A player we sold has a good world cup game: “oh em gee, why did we sell him?!”
When we sign a new player: “oh em gee thank god he’s hot otherwise I might have had to switch to being a United fan.”
A player you think is good looking is sold: “that’s it, my new favorite teams are PSG and Man U! Down with Mourinho!”
The attitude towards Americans is laughable too. I have over 2200 followers, and I feel as though people really respect what I have to say. I’m also American. OMG can you believe that? Not sure how it works around the rest of the world, but even if we don’t particularly like a sport in America, we will support the US because they are representing OUR country. Not everyone is a fucking bandwagon.
K. Done ranting. Now I see why I spend most of my time on my other tumblr page nowadays.