rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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marcovanginkel asked: Where are you? :D Germany won it!! I knew it and I'm so happy (especially for Schürrle)

I am pretty busy these days with college, i could only watch the finals, but it was such an amazing match

"[Mark Schwarzer], who turns 42 later this year, has said he’s been growing a beard during his holidays because his teammates have been telling him to finally act his age."

welovejohnterry:

chelsea synchronise fc {x x}

octobones:

This looked like somebody just photoshopped a bunch of different reaction images.

made-us-dream:

de Bruyne plays better than Hazard
I still can’t figure out why we sold Kevin. Chelsea needs HIM, not Diego Costa

smh,

chelseablue10:

I love Tumblr and all but damn some people on here are annoying as FUCK.

A player we sold has a good world cup game: “oh em gee, why did we sell him?!”

When we sign a new player: “oh em gee thank god he’s hot otherwise I might have had to switch to being a United fan.”

A player you think is good looking is sold: “that’s it, my new favorite teams are PSG and Man U! Down with Mourinho!”

The attitude towards Americans is laughable too. I have over 2200 followers, and I feel as though people really respect what I have to say. I’m also American. OMG can you believe that? Not sure how it works around the rest of the world, but even if we don’t particularly like a sport in America, we will support the US because they are representing OUR country. Not everyone is a fucking bandwagon.

K. Done ranting. Now I see why I spend most of my time on my other tumblr page nowadays.

lol,

dipsetflag:

Parents: HOORAY! You’re 21 now! Let’s go for your first drink!

Me: OH BOY MY FIRST DRINK!!! CAN’T WAIT!!

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