"Manchester United have signed a Robin van Persie replacement before Arsenal"….Probably the most hilarious head line i’ve ever read.


Can we take a moment to aknowledge the fact that Petr was tweeting Neuer


And then he even translated it to someone



Chelsea FC 6 (Costa 1’ + 90’, Ivanovic 3’, OG 67’, Matic 74’, Ramires 77’) - 3 Everton

It may just be that the match of the season came early. Chelsea have only won once at Goodison Park in recent memory, but this match blows them all out of the water. A goal within the first minute from Costa and with Ivanovic operating under the guise of false-9 just two minutes later seemed to give Chelsea all the control they could need. An Everton goal just before the half threw the game wide open, with things not cooling down during the break. An own goal put Chelsea up 3-1, yet only moments later we were being chased at 3-2. Matic scored a cool goal for 4-2, but former blue Eto’o headed one in for 4-3 two minutes later. Would it ever end? Ramires slotted home two minutes later (again!) for 5-3, and finally a late Costa goal sealed it up at 6-3. Phew. Was there even anything else to talk about? Oh, right. Everton goal keeper Tim Howard took it up with Costa and Azpilicueta, and Romelu Lukaku didn’t do much of anything. Top of the table with a solid goal difference - let’s get comfy.


Everton 3-6 Chelsea [BPL] 30/08/2014

Nemanja Matic 74’ (Assist: Ramires)

“Just watching Jose Mourinho speaking in his post-match news conference and he describes how he had his players training for 90 minutes on Wednesday to defend against free-kicks, having conceded from a set-piece today he says he may as well stay at home with his wife and kids next time. Classic Mourinho.”

BBC Sport (via claireyg)